Merry Christmas Mix-Tape

Happy Birthday Credit Card Debt… /Infant Demi-god/Saturnalia Celebrations.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Holly-cinations

Fabulous Von Raptor – Holly-cinations

Here.

Candy canes with mocked 3D Holly and red cable sweater.

Seasonal fashionable flashback post with highlight reel of Christmas talons.

Fabulous Von - Raptor Swag Winter Baller

Fabulous Von – Raptor Swag Winter Baller

H’mere.

Blues with golden gilding and swirls.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Scm’ere.

Scandinavian sweater knit patterns, with smatherings of green/red glitters.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

A-hoy-A-hoy’Here.

Christmas lights, featuring… Love, Joy and Ho’s.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

As above – with glow in the dark.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Bang-a-rang-ere.

Aussie Pride boomerang candy canes… Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy. With red glitter and Christmas gold trees/baubles/bow/Northern Star detailing.

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS - For EVERYONE!!!

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS – For EVERYONE!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with … who cares? Go relax and be merry!

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…it was a Starry Night

Seasons Greetings… also, Happy prepping for New Year… i.e. Carbo-Load for all those dranks.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red Star

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red Star

Red and Gold, the harbinger of the silly season… I do adore the more directly “Christmassy” looks, but I wanted something less… this time. #ChristmasPacing #RememberToChewYourFoodProperly

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red Star

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red Star

Of course, as a Raptor I am quite attracted to all things shiny… and as there has been incidents, I don’t go anywhere near Christmas trees, lights or… children in Christmas Sweaters. #FastRunningMeals #ScaredChildrenGlitterCupcakes

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red Star

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red Star

All jokes about festive children rations… don’t eat children, they’re far too bony.  Get the look, all talons but one are red… feature is light nude. Thumb, feature and pinky all have gold star studs. Finish all the other red talons with a matte base coat, and a glossy star decal. Voila.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red Star

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red Star

Now, be nice to each other and don’t over do it on the eating. Keep hydrated, keeps you regular. Don’t eat children.

Fabulous-Von-Raptor-cat-dance

Christmas Sw@g… not too much. Just the right a mount of Fierce.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with Silly Season shenanigans and prepping for the End of Year Drinking Bonanza.

Piecing together some Patchwork

Quilting isn’t just for Grandma or … Serial Killers. #ThingsJustGotDark

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Coming into the hectic/less than productive time of year, thought ‘d give you a break from all the Seasonal Cheer. Let’s get crafty/dark – with some Patchwork, y’all. Although, there is Nightmare Before Christmas… who had Sally, who is also patchwork.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Sally and I have a lot in common, as I’ve received my fair share of stitches in my time. Mostly due to eating too much, too quickly before engaging in cardio. In summary; I pigged out and then Piggy couldn’t run… ’cause Piggy got a stitch. #NoRegrets #NoRegurgs #NoRun

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

I know I say this every year, but PLEASE – remember to pace yourself when getting your nibble on. Nibble gently, no ‘scoffy. The tinsel makes it difficult to focus on chewing, BUT LEGIT DUDE… Pace.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Get the look – grey glossy base, with light pink and black patch detailing on Index and Middle talon. Thumb and pinky, glossy gold. Feature talon black glossy base with a AB crystal diamond rhinestone. Amaze, more gloss than a porcelain statue at Granny’s or… a serial killers waxwork trophies. Don’t google that, you’ll end up on a watch-list.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Good day/night – this has been a total rollercoaster post. I’m going to go hide before the authorities arrive/I need to be sure my face is properly applied before I get my glamour mug shot. Love this look – simple, fun and effective… a good distraction from all this (rhymes wit) Fish-mas business.

I can't even... just the right amount of detailing and black gloss.

Fly you fools! I can’t even… just the right amount of detailing and black gloss. ‘scuse me, I hear me some sirens a comin’… k bai now.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with small detailing and super glossy finish… like a car bonnet/hood, as someone bounces across at speed. But whateves; you had right or way, and now they don’t gots no depth perception.

Mattifying Matte Leopard Print

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?… Follow the Fresh Prince. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Huehuehue. Pun-tastic. That being said, I’m typing this out – chuckling like a demon possessed hen… listening to Chopan; our senses of humour may differ. You grew up enjoying the taste of olives, I grew up enjoying the smell of petrol and now love the smell of talon products – which might be related to my oddness. #StrangeDevelopmentalMentalness #IDoStruggleAsAHumanBeagle

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

On that point – Leopard Print, if I were to be an apex predator… I would struggle with both the strategy and cardio required to hunt; heavily relying on my personality to lure prey.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Get the look, all talons but feature are dark matte teal. Top that with pink and gold animal cheetah/leopard print and cover with gloss. Feature talon is glossy, gloss gold. Voila/Reow.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Love this look – although I’m a sucker for an animal print, especially an apex predator one… I would like to do a Tiger/Tiger Shark collaboration. Soooon… maybe.

Awkward-Apex Predator, is awkward.

Awkward-Apex Predator, is awkward. LOVE ME!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with loving Prince or prints… both are Fabulous.

Sea my Anemone…

Very Punny. Very, VERY Punny.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

Sea anemones are like puns… you need to build up a tolerance. I suggest you start with some classic British comedies – that’d do it. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

I know short talons get readers… slightly crabby. They’re too short, but there’s no need to be salty.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

Ok, done with puns. Phew. We got through it together. These talons though.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

I adore teal and navy together, my college uniform was teal and navy. We even had unisex uniforms… very progressive for such a backwards institution. I mean, they didn’t allow nails or makeup… not even glitter. What is that?! 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

Get the look, navy colour base on all talons but the feature – that one is teal. Layer on a white base, spotting in your desired pattern. Layer on fluro yellow and then pink. Voila. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Sea Anemone

Fabulous Von Raptor – Sea Anemone

Love this look. Its practical and functional – but fierce as … not hell. As the abyss. The crushing abyss. I love the sea. I love these talons. I do not like Dolphins, but that my Darlings – is a story for another time.

I'm outta here, till next time.

I’m outta here, till next time.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with practical ocean themed awesomeness. No Sharking allowed.

Mid-year Mind Bow’ing

…now with more purple. Bows, bows and more bowsAnd you know… glitter.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Back to somewhat basics… well basic for me. Bright. Glitter. Studded Deliciousness. I love me some purple. I love me some glitter. I love me some snazzy charms! 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

I’ve been feeling a little blue/purple, as I’ve had one HELL of a cold… cannot. stop. coughing. These make me feel better. The gold charms, help – but CAN get snagged in one’s hair.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Legit though; I’m coughing like the worst cinnamon challenge contender ever. It’s all the benefits of Pilates, I feel my core – seriously – engaged… but none of the benefits of a workout. It just hurts. Crampy. Maybe I should just sleep more…

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Get the look – all talons but feature bright purple, finished with gold triangles and rectangles forming pwettiful bows. Bow them. Bow all of them. Feature talon is silver holo-glitter.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

When I can, I shall fight back. I shall be victorious! The last laugh will be mine.

Pow! Or Bow, RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Take that COLD! Pow!!! Or Bow, RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with combating cold and flu. Was it an EPIC show down, or more of a … slow decline … into sleeping.

Neon Turtle Shell

Appropriate for the more fashion adventurous Mutant Ninja Turtle/Monarch. Radical.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I keep thinking that every time I use the term – Radical –  I’m going to be picked up for suspicious activity… especially when Elisabeth is mentioned, totally on first name basis in my head. Happy Birthday Lizzie… even though it’s not really you birthday. #Whateves!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

If and this is a BIG IF I go offline for a prolonged period… I’ve been arrested. I’ve also spent more money on fabulous talons… and I obviously neglected my legal representation budget. Ha! #Priorities #Adulting

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I really wouldn’t survive in prison… mostly because of my extensive beauty regime. Legit, it makes Saddam look reasonable. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

That and I am quite survivally challenged AND… I am in fact a Raptor. Depending on your beliefs, I died out a millennia ago/never existed.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

Get the look – feature talon is many, many layers of clear… with embedded aluminium foil (dat shine, y’all) and swirled black polish. Swirl it, girl. Swirl. Finish with sheer lime and topcoat. All other talons, white opaque base… than layer up with neon lime, each with a black swirl. Layer, layer and you’re done!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I needed some radically bright colour to scare away the Winter blues… or greys. So much grey. Speaking of greys… Queen Elizabeth is the longest serving Monarch and is 90. Le Cray Cray Grey GRAY. To confirm th ONLY Queen I bow to, is RuPual.

You'll never take me alive.

UNHAND ME PEASANT!  You’ll never take me alive. 

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with being a somewhat radical, with somewhat ironic appreciation of the English Monarch. Only crowns I’m interested in, are the ones featured in root canal videos!