Merry Christmas Mix-Tape

Happy Birthday Credit Card Debt… /Infant Demi-god/Saturnalia Celebrations.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Holly-cinations

Fabulous Von Raptor – Holly-cinations

Here.

Candy canes with mocked 3D Holly and red cable sweater.

Seasonal fashionable flashback post with highlight reel of Christmas talons.

Fabulous Von - Raptor Swag Winter Baller

Fabulous Von – Raptor Swag Winter Baller

H’mere.

Blues with golden gilding and swirls.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Scm’ere.

Scandinavian sweater knit patterns, with smatherings of green/red glitters.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

A-hoy-A-hoy’Here.

Christmas lights, featuring… Love, Joy and Ho’s.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

As above – with glow in the dark.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Bang-a-rang-ere.

Aussie Pride boomerang candy canes… Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy. With red glitter and Christmas gold trees/baubles/bow/Northern Star detailing.

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS - For EVERYONE!!!

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS – For EVERYONE!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with … who cares? Go relax and be merry!

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Mattifying Matte Leopard Print

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?… Follow the Fresh Prince. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Huehuehue. Pun-tastic. That being said, I’m typing this out – chuckling like a demon possessed hen… listening to Chopan; our senses of humour may differ. You grew up enjoying the taste of olives, I grew up enjoying the smell of petrol and now love the smell of talon products – which might be related to my oddness. #StrangeDevelopmentalMentalness #IDoStruggleAsAHumanBeagle

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

On that point – Leopard Print, if I were to be an apex predator… I would struggle with both the strategy and cardio required to hunt; heavily relying on my personality to lure prey.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Get the look, all talons but feature are dark matte teal. Top that with pink and gold animal cheetah/leopard print and cover with gloss. Feature talon is glossy, gloss gold. Voila/Reow.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Leopard Matte

Fabulous Von Raptor – Leopard Matte

Love this look – although I’m a sucker for an animal print, especially an apex predator one… I would like to do a Tiger/Tiger Shark collaboration. Soooon… maybe.

Awkward-Apex Predator, is awkward.

Awkward-Apex Predator, is awkward. LOVE ME!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with loving Prince or prints… both are Fabulous.

Neon Turtle Shell

Appropriate for the more fashion adventurous Mutant Ninja Turtle/Monarch. Radical.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I keep thinking that every time I use the term – Radical –  I’m going to be picked up for suspicious activity… especially when Elisabeth is mentioned, totally on first name basis in my head. Happy Birthday Lizzie… even though it’s not really you birthday. #Whateves!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

If and this is a BIG IF I go offline for a prolonged period… I’ve been arrested. I’ve also spent more money on fabulous talons… and I obviously neglected my legal representation budget. Ha! #Priorities #Adulting

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I really wouldn’t survive in prison… mostly because of my extensive beauty regime. Legit, it makes Saddam look reasonable. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

That and I am quite survivally challenged AND… I am in fact a Raptor. Depending on your beliefs, I died out a millennia ago/never existed.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

Get the look – feature talon is many, many layers of clear… with embedded aluminium foil (dat shine, y’all) and swirled black polish. Swirl it, girl. Swirl. Finish with sheer lime and topcoat. All other talons, white opaque base… than layer up with neon lime, each with a black swirl. Layer, layer and you’re done!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I needed some radically bright colour to scare away the Winter blues… or greys. So much grey. Speaking of greys… Queen Elizabeth is the longest serving Monarch and is 90. Le Cray Cray Grey GRAY. To confirm th ONLY Queen I bow to, is RuPual.

You'll never take me alive.

UNHAND ME PEASANT!  You’ll never take me alive. 

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with being a somewhat radical, with somewhat ironic appreciation of the English Monarch. Only crowns I’m interested in, are the ones featured in root canal videos! 

Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter!

More Louise than Bob… she’s my Jam. Or Relish with a side of fries/chips.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

I’ve always found Easter a profoundly confusing event all in all – the end of Lent, resurrection… commemorated … by hiding … chocolate eggs … from children. Chocolate eggs. Not even real protein eggs… like some Santeria ritual. That and the rabbits or bunnies… so very confused.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Now moving onto this look – mainly Louise with her glorious Pink Rabbit Hat, is my Spirit Animal. I was also and continue to be a VERY hard Raptor to control, raise and co-habitat with. Too much similarities; we’re both the youngest, enjoy weirding out people, getting our siblings into trouble/whacky situations and making one’s own fun.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

I do love me some chocolate – and using them to bribe others into doing my bidding. So Easters not too bad.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Get the look, all opaque white talons excluding feature – that’s a teal/pink/AB crystal glitter marbled. Pointer is Louise CANNIBALS!!!, Index is Easter Burger/Eggs and finish with Pinky/Thumb as carrot print.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Now get off the computer and go trick some children into giving you their hard earned/found dairy confections… apparently stolen from small fluffy mammals.

Have an Eggcellent Day!

Have an Eggcellent Day!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with crazy younger siblings, how many times did you need to get bailed out/front court.

Glowing Raptor Stiletto Talon

Makes hunting humans one’s prey all the more Fabulous.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

I’ve been in two minds about Stiletto’ing my talons for sometime – as I legit love the look… but it takes a lot of the talon area that I could otherwise use to paint designs. These are a viable work around and they look bangin’ at night, par-tay like a mental dinosaur. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

I’m attempting to purge my glowy obsession and these are a great way to finish the series… of exploits. And if I’m being totally honest, my sleep pattern has taken a goddam’ed beating. I’m not a Raptor any-more, I am now… a bat.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

I had a bit of a startling moment one night, where I woke up and thought … I don’t even know, Sleepy-Me is even less situationally aware as Concious-Me. Legit, nearly pooped mah pants – so much glow, looked like a glow worm rave/orgy. Depraved creatures.  

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

On the feature talon – the glow is so STRONG, it illuminates the non-glowing neon pink tip! Legit crazy brightness! Also, there’s 3 colours of glow – all marbled together … it looks amazing, the camera doesn’t capture the detailing. Sigh.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

Get the look – use the length of the nail to decide what shape to create the stilett; as a slightly almonded edge to the tip. Black out the negative space on all talons, but the feature – that’s contrast neon pink. Fill in the rest of the talon with your glow of choice. Have fun. Then when you can’t sleep at night – remember that I told you so, Darling. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

Now for more pictures…

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor - Raptor Stiletto Talon

Fabulous Von Raptor – Raptor Stiletto Talon

I loved this look so much – I couldn’t even so hard… that I would bight the bullet and marry it. Glow, check. Neon, Check. Raptory, Check. Fabulous, Check. I do. Forever! 

That radiant Glow, Raptor Glow.

That radiant Glow, Raptor Glow.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with Raptor marriage. Does all the biting, snarling and general taloning wear off as the relationship … goes on. Have you gotten over the honeymoon stages?

Fabulous Friends #17 – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Glowing Unicorn or Sparkling Mermaid? Why not both?… Cannot. Even.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

This weeks Darling couldn’t decide between Kawaii Glowing Unicorn inspired talons or Bejewelled Mermaid talons.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Not for the faint of heart – presenting a Mix Set. *Caution* I have previously warned that super glowy talons, such as these, will RUIN your sleep patterns. These patterns are worth it… but the get some good cover-up make-up to hide those bags. And not designer bags. Tired bags, guurrrll.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

I would do a breakdown of how to get this look – but there’s an insane amount of layers, products, tricks and serious business going on. Looks amaze, but there’s a fair few to many steps… I. Cannot. Even. Right amount of kawaii/cute, nerdy and very fun – peace out.

For when you can't even. Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Kawaii.

Can you even? Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Unicorn. Kawaii.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with hard decisions in life – glowy or glittery. Mythical Mammals or Mythical Murderers (P.S. Mermaids look nice… but they kill you in a minnit!). Pretends it’s a all you can eat buffet – EAT ALL THE THINGS!

Labyrinth Film Inspired Talons

Get your Dance Magic On!!! Complete with hairy little Jim Henson minion puppets, flashy costumes, dramatic make-up… and questionable “Adoption Processes.” 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Fabulous Von Raptor – Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

In opening Jareth AKA Goblin King had some seriously questionable motives in Labyrinth… other than that, is the Primadonna-Ballerina… Totally. On. Point. But legit stalkery.

~ Squeee!

Dem ball handling skills – something to aspire to. ~ Squeee!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Fabulous Von Raptor – Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

My previous posts have all been memoriam of David “Ziggy Stardust” Bowie; that and Labyrinth is one of my favourite movies. Enough said.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Fabulous Von Raptor – Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Thumb is Jareth, Pointer is Tobey’s pajamas, Middle is the Shaft of Hands, Ring is Jareth’s ball handling prowess and Pinky is a simplified maze or… a Labyrinth. Bam!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Fabulous Von Raptor – Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Getting this look is very hard … a lot layers. A lot of different colours. A lot of different effects and techniques. Just have fun.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

Fabulous Von Raptor – Labyrinth Film Featuring David Bowie

I will be doing another Labyrinth look in the future – I feel these could be better. They’re still fairly amaze. Get it… maze. LOL. Well?!

Jareth - get the net. Original Overly Attached [insert relationship]

Jareth – get the net. Original Overly Attached [insert relationship status] .. I’d still… invest. Screw it, I’d clean your house if we could just hang out. I’ll do your taxes! Love meeee!!!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with strange attractions to dudes… wanting to turn abducted Human children into Goblin spawn… not good. Yeah. I can spot that red flag from space unfortunately.