Fabulous Friends #18 – Golden Marble

Rock and Roll… pfft. Marble and Metallic is where it’s at, y’all.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Gold Marble

Fabulous Von Raptor – Gold Marble

You young Whipper-Snappers! With your Walkmans (ask your Mum what that is) and Tamagotchis… Back in my day, all we had was Marble… well, Marbles. They didn’t do an awful lot – other than cause arguments over ownership/which is prettier/how to play with marbles/murder your feet if you stood on them.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Gold Marble

Fabulous Von Raptor – Gold Marble

Anything Marble is just… too Hardcore – like these bad boys! Get the look, white gold sheen base on all talons excluding feature – that’s black. Squiggle on some gold veins (per individual taste), create depth with black for white base/grey for black base. Voila, Beautiful AND DEADLY.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Gold Marble

Fabulous Von Raptor – Gold Marble

These are fab – and my victim loved them. Didn’t break a talon with these, can’t make any guarantees that their were no fatalities because you know… MARBLE IS HARDCORE! 

So rockin' that you can do serious damage to ANY / ALL extremities!

So ROCKIN’ HARDCORE that you can do serious damage to ANY / ALL extremities!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with being overzealous with your rockin’ activities. Any injuries/arrest/charges/fines?… I wouldn’t blame you…

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Fabulous Friends #17 – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Glowing Unicorn or Sparkling Mermaid? Why not both?… Cannot. Even.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

This weeks Darling couldn’t decide between Kawaii Glowing Unicorn inspired talons or Bejewelled Mermaid talons.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Not for the faint of heart – presenting a Mix Set. *Caution* I have previously warned that super glowy talons, such as these, will RUIN your sleep patterns. These patterns are worth it… but the get some good cover-up make-up to hide those bags. And not designer bags. Tired bags, guurrrll.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

I would do a breakdown of how to get this look – but there’s an insane amount of layers, products, tricks and serious business going on. Looks amaze, but there’s a fair few to many steps… I. Cannot. Even. Right amount of kawaii/cute, nerdy and very fun – peace out.

For when you can't even. Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Kawaii.

Can you even? Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Unicorn. Kawaii.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with hard decisions in life – glowy or glittery. Mythical Mammals or Mythical Murderers (P.S. Mermaids look nice… but they kill you in a minnit!). Pretends it’s a all you can eat buffet – EAT ALL THE THINGS!

Fabulous Friends #16

Historically accurate John Wilkes Booth inspired look, Mind Blowing Glitter Ombre… it really sneaks up on you… sorry, Abe. Too soon. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

New Friends post, with more victims – look at the poor glorious Raptor. I’ve had a teenie-tiny hiatus on my nude base talons fetish (here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here) – I TOLD YOU I HAVE A PROBLEM – NOW I’M INVOLVING OTHERS! I’m not well… #SorryNotSorry

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

Get the look – pick y’all glitter colours in the hexagon and fine varieties. Have fun selecting the themes – complementary/contrast/sports themed… go bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A! BANANAS!!! Start with your clear base then work your thicker glitter, in a ombre effect – top to tip/tip to top – either way. Then work your fine glitter through the gaps. Finish with your feature talon – again depending on your theme. I used a black glossy contrast. Voila.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glitter Ombre Mind Blown

Love this look… there’s so many different options to play with. It performs really well…  think outside the box… the Opera Box…again. Sorry, Abe. Too soon. Really fun and flirty for the hot Summer weather – or enough shimmer to bring a bit of pop to Winter wardrobe options.

BAM! Glitter-Splosion!

BAM! Glitter-Splosion! Secret Service would never expect this situation!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with awesomely performing glitter productions… was their positive reviews? Did it kill someone a President give you a little more pep-in-y’all step?

Fabulous Friends #15 – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

*Hint* This Queens’ lathered in Gold… No? Still don’t get it? You’ve got to be Tutankidding me. Rahdiculous! Giza me a break.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Who's the Pharaoh of them All?

Fabulous Von Raptor – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

Well, I thought the pictures were a dead mummy give away – this incarnation is rocking some golden holo-glyphics. My Gods, so many puns. Osiris, I’m on a roll. Or rolled up… in a box, bricked into a dark room, under a ton of gold, then covered with a monument/pyramid/lots of sand/forgotten city. Unfortunately you, my Darling; have been graded a C- for the exam. See me after class.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Who's the Pharaoh of them All?

Fabulous Von Raptor – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

These are probably one of my more playful looks for a victim client – she wanted something a little jazzier, but not glitter… I know, right. So Holo-glyphics it is! As long as you have Ankh and Gold, you can use any complementary colour – just be BOLD, be VIBRANT. A look to stand up to the Ages!

The Majestic Sands of Egypt - holds more than treasures of times past... think before you contemplate Tomb Raiding. It dries out your hair, and after the festive season - Good luck looking good in the shorts, singlet and holster ensemble.

The Majestic Sands of Egypt, holds more than treasures of time past… Think before you contemplate Tomb Raiding. It dries out your hair, and after the festive season – Good luck looking good in the shorts, singlet and holster ensemble after the Silly Season. Mine are currently in storage~ 

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with Ancient History Exams, holo-glyphics and puns. Any really awesome stories – like when the first group of Foreigners to Egypt essentially Broke & Entered a random dead dudes Retirement Pad. Nice, Steve King Tut worked really hard for all those shiny things. *cough*

Fabulous Friends #14 – Ultra Fine Neon Dots

The Best AND Only type of dot you WANT to find under a UV Light! *cough* and I’ve stayed in some BAD establishments over the years.

Fabulous Friends - Ultra Fine Dots

Fabulous Friends – Ultra Fine Dots

I know I haven’t posted one of my Fab-Friends for sometime – so here is my Darling-Deja – who felt a little 2-Dimensional after a talon hiatus. Apologies again, my love – you can still werk it!

Fabulous Friends - Ultra Fine Dots

Fabulous Friends – Ultra Fine Dots

So everyone knows the standard Fabulous Algorithm? (Neon + Glitter) x Colour = Deyam, Gurl. This whole talon situation is made all the more OTT-overload when a Black/Ultraviolet light is brought into the equation. Lol, mathematical puns. #NerdPride

Fabulous Friends - Ultra Fine Dots

Fabulous Friends – Ultra Fine Dots

Get the look – Light Neon Coral werkin’ into a Darker Neon Orange in a pantone dot bleed method… as in a lot of dots. Paint your talon base in a 2-way split, then dot one side and then complete using the dot bleed into the next section of dots. Finish with a glitter teal feature nail – there’s normal and iridescent glitter packed on – so it looks awesome in au-natural and UV light. Wham, bam, thank you Man!  

Fabulous Friends - Ultra Fine Dots

Fabulous Friends – Ultra Fine Dots

Deja loved this look – it’s subtle for daily wear and INSANE for playtime. Happy Darlings, mean more effective Raptor Hunters. Kill Pretties, KILL!

Deyam Gurl, look at that glow...

Deyam Gurl, look at that glow… more glow than if Jackson Pollock sponsored a rave during Pride Week. Lol.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Do my dots make you happy face, sad face or can you no longer feel your face? So, numb face? Can you hear me over all this awesome BRIGHT NEON COLOUR?!

Fabulous Friends #13 – Sailor Jerry, Ahoy!

Best short-list ever: Rum, Tattoos and Nail Art – what could go wrong?

Fabulous Friends - Sailor Jerry, Ahoy

Fabulous Friends – Sailor Jerry, Ahoy

A lot really… but that particular abomination isn’t getting posted here, ever. Unless I had a train-wreck inspired theme! Moving on to my Fab-Friend and gorgeous Land-Lover, Sarah, offered her talons up to The ‘scurvy-Raptor – as she was quite besotted by my Sailor Jerry look. Results are Booty-licious!

Go home cat, you're drunk

Go home cat..! You’re drunk… At least she’s not trying to drive again – barely able to see over the steering wheel, especially still nursing a comical sized daiquiri.

 

In all honestly this is a really complicated look – wish I could say it was easy; but many, many layers and colours! Almost as much as a onion in full Medieval Armour – Ha, imagine the smell in summer… would it be appetizing?

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with grog, tatts and nails. How many drinks into the night did you decide gettin’ inked was the BEST idea ever? Regretting that Rainbow Brite tramp stamp was appropriate? Wake up with a lot of regret and a whole mess of beat-up talons?

Fabulous Friends #12 – Are you Loco-for-Boho?

…added points if your cray-cray for Glitter and Rhinestones.

Fabulous Von Raptor –

Fabulous Von Raptor – Loco for Boho

 

It’s time to be Fabulous – don’t judge me – this affliction is VERY contagious and looks like the inside of a street sweeper after Mardi-Gra… Fab. As. Heck. I haven’t even touched any wine medication to take the edge off yet… strong onus on Yet. 

Fabulous Von Raptor –

Fabulous Von Raptor – Loco for Boho

Feature talon has a three point design (oriental inspired) starting with a transparent glitter base, glue pop-on some rhinestones and gold caviar – real caviar, Darlings. All other talons are French manicured, with glitter pressed into the white section and finishing with transparent glitter. These throw light like a strobe light in a ladies fitting room; as in your not entirely what’s going on – but you’re happy its happening and willing to dress for the occasion.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with fitting rooms, any weird light fixtures? I once went into one and could see the surveillance camera hub thing mounted on the roof… really put me off going to the bathroom though. The savages, let me go in peace… jokes, don’t do that. I worked in a Department store as a teenager, and – I can’t even.