Merry Christmas Mix-Tape

Happy Birthday Credit Card Debt… /Infant Demi-god/Saturnalia Celebrations.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Holly-cinations

Fabulous Von Raptor – Holly-cinations

Here.

Candy canes with mocked 3D Holly and red cable sweater.

Seasonal fashionable flashback post with highlight reel of Christmas talons.

Fabulous Von - Raptor Swag Winter Baller

Fabulous Von – Raptor Swag Winter Baller

H’mere.

Blues with golden gilding and swirls.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Scm’ere.

Scandinavian sweater knit patterns, with smatherings of green/red glitters.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

A-hoy-A-hoy’Here.

Christmas lights, featuring… Love, Joy and Ho’s.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Rudolf Got Nothin'

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

As above – with glow in the dark.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Red and Candy Boomerang Christmas Claws

Bang-a-rang-ere.

Aussie Pride boomerang candy canes… Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy. With red glitter and Christmas gold trees/baubles/bow/Northern Star detailing.

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS - For EVERYONE!!!

Merry Christmas! Cats, CATS, CATS – For EVERYONE!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with … who cares? Go relax and be merry!

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Piecing together some Patchwork

Quilting isn’t just for Grandma or … Serial Killers. #ThingsJustGotDark

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Coming into the hectic/less than productive time of year, thought ‘d give you a break from all the Seasonal Cheer. Let’s get crafty/dark – with some Patchwork, y’all. Although, there is Nightmare Before Christmas… who had Sally, who is also patchwork.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Sally and I have a lot in common, as I’ve received my fair share of stitches in my time. Mostly due to eating too much, too quickly before engaging in cardio. In summary; I pigged out and then Piggy couldn’t run… ’cause Piggy got a stitch. #NoRegrets #NoRegurgs #NoRun

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

I know I say this every year, but PLEASE – remember to pace yourself when getting your nibble on. Nibble gently, no ‘scoffy. The tinsel makes it difficult to focus on chewing, BUT LEGIT DUDE… Pace.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Get the look – grey glossy base, with light pink and black patch detailing on Index and Middle talon. Thumb and pinky, glossy gold. Feature talon black glossy base with a AB crystal diamond rhinestone. Amaze, more gloss than a porcelain statue at Granny’s or… a serial killers waxwork trophies. Don’t google that, you’ll end up on a watch-list.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Good day/night – this has been a total rollercoaster post. I’m going to go hide before the authorities arrive/I need to be sure my face is properly applied before I get my glamour mug shot. Love this look – simple, fun and effective… a good distraction from all this (rhymes wit) Fish-mas business.

I can't even... just the right amount of detailing and black gloss.

Fly you fools! I can’t even… just the right amount of detailing and black gloss. ‘scuse me, I hear me some sirens a comin’… k bai now.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with small detailing and super glossy finish… like a car bonnet/hood, as someone bounces across at speed. But whateves; you had right or way, and now they don’t gots no depth perception.

Mid-year Mind Bow’ing

…now with more purple. Bows, bows and more bowsAnd you know… glitter.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Back to somewhat basics… well basic for me. Bright. Glitter. Studded Deliciousness. I love me some purple. I love me some glitter. I love me some snazzy charms! 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

I’ve been feeling a little blue/purple, as I’ve had one HELL of a cold… cannot. stop. coughing. These make me feel better. The gold charms, help – but CAN get snagged in one’s hair.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Legit though; I’m coughing like the worst cinnamon challenge contender ever. It’s all the benefits of Pilates, I feel my core – seriously – engaged… but none of the benefits of a workout. It just hurts. Crampy. Maybe I should just sleep more…

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

Get the look – all talons but feature bright purple, finished with gold triangles and rectangles forming pwettiful bows. Bow them. Bow all of them. Feature talon is silver holo-glitter.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Purple Bow My Mind

Fabulous Von Raptor – Purple Bow My Mind

When I can, I shall fight back. I shall be victorious! The last laugh will be mine.

Pow! Or Bow, RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Take that COLD! Pow!!! Or Bow, RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with combating cold and flu. Was it an EPIC show down, or more of a … slow decline … into sleeping.

Cute Kawaii Bear

Kawaii (noun): Quality of being cute, or items that are cute… another definition: these bad boys.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

I love me some overly Kawaii-ness – half my house is cluttered with kawaii knick-knacks and riff-raff – so much my overtly cute dog, looks like a Junk-Yard mongrel in comparison.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

It’s becoming a real problem SWEET GLITTERY JESUS HELP ME, the only available space now is in the fridge and I haven’t seem my dog in weeks… There was a kawaii-cave-in in the northern precinct of the Fluffy Plushie Quadrant. R.I.P. Dog – you will be missed, and possibly entombed with stuffed novelty pandas #ModernEgyptianBurial. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

Get the look – Feature talon, rose tone glitter with gold bow; I used a few charms MacGyver’ed together. Harmonious pink pallet for all other talons; I chose a purple tone and baby pink. Add your Kawaii bear faces, with little bows to match the feature. Bam. Done! *Peace Sign Gesture with a Side Head-tilt*

Fabulous Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

Fabulous- Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous- Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor - Kawaii Bear

Fabulous Von Raptor – Kawaii Bear

These made me so happy – I can’t even. I’m drowning in cuteness.

KAWAII *lick* *lick* Paddle *splish* *splash*

KAWAII Doge *lick* *lick* Paddle *splish* *splash* 

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with cuteness and kawaii obsessions, how much of of your living space per/metre is committed to the adorbs? Can you swing a cat/doge?

Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter!

More Louise than Bob… she’s my Jam. Or Relish with a side of fries/chips.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

I’ve always found Easter a profoundly confusing event all in all – the end of Lent, resurrection… commemorated … by hiding … chocolate eggs … from children. Chocolate eggs. Not even real protein eggs… like some Santeria ritual. That and the rabbits or bunnies… so very confused.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Now moving onto this look – mainly Louise with her glorious Pink Rabbit Hat, is my Spirit Animal. I was also and continue to be a VERY hard Raptor to control, raise and co-habitat with. Too much similarities; we’re both the youngest, enjoy weirding out people, getting our siblings into trouble/whacky situations and making one’s own fun.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

I do love me some chocolate – and using them to bribe others into doing my bidding. So Easters not too bad.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Get the look, all opaque white talons excluding feature – that’s a teal/pink/AB crystal glitter marbled. Pointer is Louise CANNIBALS!!!, Index is Easter Burger/Eggs and finish with Pinky/Thumb as carrot print.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Happy Bob's Burgers Easter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Happy Bob’s Burgers Easter

Now get off the computer and go trick some children into giving you their hard earned/found dairy confections… apparently stolen from small fluffy mammals.

Have an Eggcellent Day!

Have an Eggcellent Day!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with crazy younger siblings, how many times did you need to get bailed out/front court.

Fabulous Friends #17 – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Glowing Unicorn or Sparkling Mermaid? Why not both?… Cannot. Even.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

This weeks Darling couldn’t decide between Kawaii Glowing Unicorn inspired talons or Bejewelled Mermaid talons.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Not for the faint of heart – presenting a Mix Set. *Caution* I have previously warned that super glowy talons, such as these, will RUIN your sleep patterns. These patterns are worth it… but the get some good cover-up make-up to hide those bags. And not designer bags. Tired bags, guurrrll.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor - Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

Fabulous Von Raptor – Glowing Unicorn Mermaid Set

I would do a breakdown of how to get this look – but there’s an insane amount of layers, products, tricks and serious business going on. Looks amaze, but there’s a fair few to many steps… I. Cannot. Even. Right amount of kawaii/cute, nerdy and very fun – peace out.

For when you can't even. Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Kawaii.

Can you even? Glow. Glitter. Rhinestones. Mermaid. Unicorn. Kawaii.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with hard decisions in life – glowy or glittery. Mythical Mammals or Mythical Murderers (P.S. Mermaids look nice… but they kill you in a minnit!). Pretends it’s a all you can eat buffet – EAT ALL THE THINGS!

Fabulous Friends #15 – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

*Hint* This Queens’ lathered in Gold… No? Still don’t get it? You’ve got to be Tutankidding me. Rahdiculous! Giza me a break.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Who's the Pharaoh of them All?

Fabulous Von Raptor – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

Well, I thought the pictures were a dead mummy give away – this incarnation is rocking some golden holo-glyphics. My Gods, so many puns. Osiris, I’m on a roll. Or rolled up… in a box, bricked into a dark room, under a ton of gold, then covered with a monument/pyramid/lots of sand/forgotten city. Unfortunately you, my Darling; have been graded a C- for the exam. See me after class.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Who's the Pharaoh of them All?

Fabulous Von Raptor – Who’s the Pharaoh of them All?

These are probably one of my more playful looks for a victim client – she wanted something a little jazzier, but not glitter… I know, right. So Holo-glyphics it is! As long as you have Ankh and Gold, you can use any complementary colour – just be BOLD, be VIBRANT. A look to stand up to the Ages!

The Majestic Sands of Egypt - holds more than treasures of times past... think before you contemplate Tomb Raiding. It dries out your hair, and after the festive season - Good luck looking good in the shorts, singlet and holster ensemble.

The Majestic Sands of Egypt, holds more than treasures of time past… Think before you contemplate Tomb Raiding. It dries out your hair, and after the festive season – Good luck looking good in the shorts, singlet and holster ensemble after the Silly Season. Mine are currently in storage~ 

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with Ancient History Exams, holo-glyphics and puns. Any really awesome stories – like when the first group of Foreigners to Egypt essentially Broke & Entered a random dead dudes Retirement Pad. Nice, Steve King Tut worked really hard for all those shiny things. *cough*