Piecing together some Patchwork

Quilting isn’t just for Grandma or … Serial Killers. #ThingsJustGotDark

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Coming into the hectic/less than productive time of year, thought ‘d give you a break from all the Seasonal Cheer. Let’s get crafty/dark – with some Patchwork, y’all. Although, there is Nightmare Before Christmas… who had Sally, who is also patchwork.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Sally and I have a lot in common, as I’ve received my fair share of stitches in my time. Mostly due to eating too much, too quickly before engaging in cardio. In summary; I pigged out and then Piggy couldn’t run… ’cause Piggy got a stitch. #NoRegrets #NoRegurgs #NoRun

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

I know I say this every year, but PLEASE – remember to pace yourself when getting your nibble on. Nibble gently, no ‘scoffy. The tinsel makes it difficult to focus on chewing, BUT LEGIT DUDE… Pace.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Get the look – grey glossy base, with light pink and black patch detailing on Index and Middle talon. Thumb and pinky, glossy gold. Feature talon black glossy base with a AB crystal diamond rhinestone. Amaze, more gloss than a porcelain statue at Granny’s or… a serial killers waxwork trophies. Don’t google that, you’ll end up on a watch-list.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Patchwork

Fabulous Von Raptor – Patchwork

Good day/night – this has been a total rollercoaster post. I’m going to go hide before the authorities arrive/I need to be sure my face is properly applied before I get my glamour mug shot. Love this look – simple, fun and effective… a good distraction from all this (rhymes wit) Fish-mas business.

I can't even... just the right amount of detailing and black gloss.

Fly you fools! I can’t even… just the right amount of detailing and black gloss. ‘scuse me, I hear me some sirens a comin’… k bai now.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with small detailing and super glossy finish… like a car bonnet/hood, as someone bounces across at speed. But whateves; you had right or way, and now they don’t gots no depth perception.

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