Neon Turtle Shell

Appropriate for the more fashion adventurous Mutant Ninja Turtle/Monarch. Radical.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I keep thinking that every time I use the term – Radical –  I’m going to be picked up for suspicious activity… especially when Elisabeth is mentioned, totally on first name basis in my head. Happy Birthday Lizzie… even though it’s not really you birthday. #Whateves!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

If and this is a BIG IF I go offline for a prolonged period… I’ve been arrested. I’ve also spent more money on fabulous talons… and I obviously neglected my legal representation budget. Ha! #Priorities #Adulting

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I really wouldn’t survive in prison… mostly because of my extensive beauty regime. Legit, it makes Saddam look reasonable. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

That and I am quite survivally challenged AND… I am in fact a Raptor. Depending on your beliefs, I died out a millennia ago/never existed.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

Get the look – feature talon is many, many layers of clear… with embedded aluminium foil (dat shine, y’all) and swirled black polish. Swirl it, girl. Swirl. Finish with sheer lime and topcoat. All other talons, white opaque base… than layer up with neon lime, each with a black swirl. Layer, layer and you’re done!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Turtle Shell

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Turtle Shell

I needed some radically bright colour to scare away the Winter blues… or greys. So much grey. Speaking of greys… Queen Elizabeth is the longest serving Monarch and is 90. Le Cray Cray Grey GRAY. To confirm th ONLY Queen I bow to, is RuPual.

You'll never take me alive.

UNHAND ME PEASANT!  You’ll never take me alive. 

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with being a somewhat radical, with somewhat ironic appreciation of the English Monarch. Only crowns I’m interested in, are the ones featured in root canal videos! 

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