I lie… It’s Year of the Fabulous Raptor… OK. That’s a green scaly lie, it’s Year of the
Sw@g Money Monkey.
Chinese New Year is pretty big where I am – there’s many, many red shiny gold … thingies … on my neighbours doors, windows ect – everywhere. I get retina damage going outside most days. I lie, I’m a recluse. I don’t go ANYWHERE! *Hyperventilates*
…and I must say; I do enjoy the way those … thingies … look. Much better than Christmas Holly or Wreaths for December; mostly because they aren’t infested with arachnid orgies. I like spiders, I do. I just don’t need to see that – or have it rubbed into my carpet, when their parenting faux pas, become my domestic security crisis. I really do spend too much… removing their collective smears from my flooring. It floors me.
Get the look – glossy red Feature, nude/clear base with gold hexagonal glitter ombre for all the other talons. I wish I experimented with more gold… but I’m having trouble seeing… on account of the retina damage.
Elegant and playful look, the glossy orange tone red REALLY balances the overzealous metallics. I got a ton of comments on these, they were really understated indoors and remarkably WOW outside, when the light just gleamed off!
So what you think, Darling?
What’s your experiences with New Year festivities… December, February, Mayan End of Days? Spider Baby showers… what did you get the soon to be Mum? How not to eat your spider babies? How to avoid shoes at high velocity in a downward motion? Maybe you just got Her some good carpet stain remover?