Neon Disco Claws – Mark I

Neon, Check. Glitter, Check. Studs, Check. Gloss, Check. Fotxtrot. Alpha. Bravo. You are a go.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

As many of you already know – I my ongoing obsession with Eurovision level of blase discois still very much alive and well. More so than Disco, which is apparently dead I missed the memo.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

…so was Harry Potter (apparently), but he came back. Or something. I never read the books – the lack of glitter, drag queens and … all round campness … really put me off.   

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

It’s apparently summer in Australia, but the lack of sun and CONSTANT bad weather… really has my buzz… well and truly killed.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

Enter this look – my last attempt to salvage this awful season, before I crack it and move to Bora Bora to… rear Sea Turtles   Open an Orca Petting Zoo   Patent a Pirate Glitter Cannon EmporiumOK, I got nothing. Nothing, and no bloody tan to boot!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

Get this look – choose 2 high contrasting Neons – I chose a lime yellow and magenta. Feature talon in one neon, with a cheeky black and holo glitter landing stripe… very European! Other neon on all other talons, finish with studding, contrast neon dot/rhinestone. Donzo. Easier than a day at the beach, the very rainy/windy/terrible beach.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Neon Disco Claws

Fabulous Von Raptor – Neon Disco Claws

These make me feel better – they’re bright, happy, fun and on the … less wearable side of the FVR Spectrum – you know me. Wearable is… not wearable sometimes.

I'm done - between the lack of sun. The presence of bad weather. I'm OUT - I will see you next Summer. Bye World, you B!tch.

I’m done – between the lack of sun. The presence of bad weather. I’m OUT – I will see you next Summer. Bye World, you B!tch.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with terribly disappointing Summers… the season, the person, … there’s probably a REALLY underwhelming drink called Summers too. Much disappoint.

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