Neon, Check. Glitter, Check. Studs, Check. Gloss, Check. Fotxtrot. Alpha. Bravo. You are a go.
…so was Harry Potter (apparently), but he came back. Or something. I never read the books – the lack of glitter, drag queens and … all round campness … really put me off.
It’s apparently summer in Australia, but the lack of sun and CONSTANT bad weather… really has my buzz… well and truly killed.
Enter this look – my last attempt to salvage this awful season, before I crack it and move to Bora Bora to…
rear Sea Turtles Open an Orca Petting Zoo Patent a Pirate Glitter Cannon Emporium – OK, I got nothing. Nothing, and no bloody tan to boot!
Get this look – choose 2 high contrasting Neons – I chose a lime yellow and magenta. Feature talon in one neon, with a cheeky black and holo glitter landing stripe… very European! Other neon on all other talons, finish with studding, contrast neon dot/rhinestone. Donzo. Easier than a day at the beach, the very rainy/windy/terrible beach.
These make me feel better – they’re bright, happy, fun and on the … less wearable side of the FVR Spectrum – you know me. Wearable is… not wearable sometimes.
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with terribly disappointing Summers… the season, the person, … there’s probably a REALLY underwhelming drink called Summers too. Much disappoint.