The Year of Golden Viridian

… I lie. It’s the Year of Glitter. Official Term is Glitter Augmentation – taking names, saving lives and making y’all more… Fabulous.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Golden Viridian

Fabulous Von Raptor – Golden Viridian

I’M BACK, MY DARLINGS! My interwebs has finally returned – CELEBRATE – as such, so does my obsession with glitter, puns and sarcasm riddled “Nurl Aurt” posts. I missed you, oh so mush.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Golden Viridian

Fabulous Von Raptor – Golden Viridian

Legit – I’ve been attempting to syphon some bandwidth through my mobile phone data – it’s nice being able to relate to 17th Century Serfs. God, Help Me! I’ve been living like a madman, sucking bandwith through muslin… Bear Gryllsing it, except without Pee-Pee. I’M HAVING A FABULOUS TIME. I DON’T NEED ACCESS TO THE INTER-MAH-WEBS! Again, I’m lying. I struggled more than a GODDAMN Orca Whale trying to compete in competition level Long Jump. #SmashedDreamsWhale #BlackAndWhiteWhaleCanNotJump #OrcaFail

Fabulous Von Raptor - Golden Viridian

Fabulous Von Raptor – Golden Viridian

Get the look – Thumb and Pinky clear base with dark green hexagonal and light green fine glitter, worked up to the cuticle. Middle and Pointer dark green base, with gold design lines. Finish with a gold Feature talon – complimenting the Middle and Pointer – with a glossy red French Tip. Voila. Easy as waiting 2x weeks for your interwebs to be fixed. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Golden Viridian

Fabulous Von Raptor – Golden Viridian

Super happy to be back – and back to these talons… I cannot even. It really made the transition from the New Year to EXTREMELY hungover much more palatable. I had something to gawk at while fantasising about Waltzing Matilda into Peak Hour traffic. *Finger Snaps* 

Parties likes it's 2015s, fwends. Although 2015 looks like of like the 90s.

Parties likes it’s 2015’s –fwends. Although 2015 looked like the 90’s… washed out denims, grunge boots, tartan shirts tied around the waist and plastic chokers… *gag* As long as the interweb existed in the 90’s… we’ll manage. 

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with lack of interwebs, glitter and partying the New Year in and the Old Year “out to pasture”/”cement pumps to swim in”/”a shiny new sceptre to play in the power station”/”bake your facial contour in the gas oven”… you get it? Kill it, but make it look accidental. 

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