…Rudolf has nothin’ on these talons.

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

I’m a Nerd – I loves me techie-sci-fy looking non-sense… made even more crippling by the silly season. My previous posts touch on wearable, eclectic and kitsch looks for Christmas – this one is no different. Less wearable. More fabulous. Tinsel bit Radical, DUDES!

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

‘Dem Christmas Lights! Good for when you’re lost in a forest at night, waiting for rescue or for Santa to rock-up… to mug the Chunky rube. The glows… it goes… and goes. A sack for of goodies, for a good nights bad deeds! 

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

Not that I’m condoning or endorsing theft and/or assault… just that hairy, chunk owes me some… dues… some glittery dues! I was always on the “Naughty List,” somewhat of a radical rapscallion.

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

Christmas is a time for family, fun and radical stunts using your new knick-knacks, on your new victims friends. I once scored a watch, new pair of Rollerblades, matching matte gunmetal helmet and neon yellow shorts – all of the aforementioned items were catastrophically shredded on vicious, vicious asphalt… on impact… at speed. Merry Christmas… here’s some artificial spray on skin to replace the stuff smeared on the road.

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

Get the look – white opaque base for all talons but the feature (that’s red). Scrawl on some Christmas cheer (in black cursive) – affix multicolour rhinestones… Surround with glow in the dark, to simulate Christmas lights. Finish feature, with 3 triangular studs in a nerdy tree (*cough* Zelda Triforce *cough*) formation. Bam – festiveness!

Fabulous Von Raptor – Rudolf Got Nothin’

Love this look – super festive, fun and cheerful. I do love me some over the topness – as you well know – and this is truly Radical Look for Christmas! It’s very nerdy, fabulous and overall… it represents what this time is all about – Love, Joy, Family and Being Present.

Radical – we’re taking it back.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with glowing lights, how long before you tampered your neighbours rig – so you could get some sleep. Those magnificently distracting, sleep disrupting bastards!