Seasonal Scandi Sweater…

…better than anything your Nan could knock up. And I mean knitting… wool-you believe it or not? Lol, puns.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Never thought I would use the word “Nan” with “Knock Up” on this site – but lets face it. There’s a reason she’s a Nan; stop being so prudish, ageist and projecting on her. She is a mammal too! She has pre-programmed needs too! 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

I always enjoy this time of year, especially when teasing my Scandinavian friends – living here, Down Under – it’s almost a shame they’re often forced by their respective raptor packs to wear itchy Winter seasonal sweaters in sweltering Australian summer weather. LOL.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

You guys know who you are. The ones with the pine interiors, and pine furniture, and pine fittings, and pine saunas… your love of rebooted Star Trek movies… even more Chris Pine. My long-suffering-term victim friend, would have to dig Skittles out of pine nooks and crannies… sorry dude. I’m a bad shot, when trying to throw things in open mouths. Next time we’ll try with popcorn, chips less toothies!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Get the look – Red on feature talon, with Scandinavian knit print. All other talons opaque nude, with blotted hexagonal glitter in red and green. VERY FESTIVE! I’m cautious not to use… the C word this time of year. Mostly because it’s Christmas, and I don’t want to offend readers… ROFL.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

Fabulous Von Raptor – Simple Winter Scandi Sweater

These talons are just the right amount of festive cheer and celebrate the dozey/relaxing time of year. Just laying back with your loved ones and enjoying the serenity, PRIOR TO NEW YEARS CRAZINESS! 

Tis' the season to ... cuddle exploit your lessers for heat.

Tis’ the season to … cuddle exploit your lessers for heat.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

What’s your experiences with Scandi prints, pine and totally fabulous sweaters… are you a South-Hemi and really struggle being swaddled in SUPER HOT CLIMATE! 

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