Nude and Naked are VERY different. These are nude talons… if they were naked… they wouldn’t have anything on them. Or they would be all blurred. Lol.
I’m getting a hold on this whole … wearable–situation – almost like a monkey that’s been trained to ride a bicycle. Fierce, functional, fabulous but not sure I want to be here! Nude is becoming my Jam and I mean like Jam Toast – I am really enjoying myself. It is quite bready and isn’t a every-meal-time-meal.
Speaking of guilty-starchy-pleasures… that I should limited my intake of – I used to have a “Potato Mash Fetish,” legit. As a teenager, when other raptors were given “Pizza Money“… I would make a Big-Ol-Bowl-A-Potato-Mash. What happened to additional funds, you ask? I it sunk into procuring a sweet pair of limited edition Pewter Dr. Marten 10 holes – just as they dropped. #TrendSetter #OMG #WhatAreThose #YesIAmThatOld
And nearly 15 years on – I still have the F#$%ers, and NO before you ask… I have not worn them in. They have; however, ripped up enough of my heel skin to fully furnish, upholster, floor, wallpaper and roof a 3 bedroom house in the suburbs. If I was to wear them into the office tomorrow… I would loose 10 kilograms by the end of the day… in skin, blood and tears. Fashion, as I said before… is pain. Wet, gory, masochistic pain. I should also mention, during this time – I was begining to corset train… I sneezed, and thought I broke a rib – so that concept was promptly retired, along with my brainwave of having a bunji-jumping-phone-charging cable…I had a bunk bed, a cranky bunkmate and then too many black eyes for the idea to really seem worth while… but as a Goth, you never could tell.
Get the Look – figure out your negative line work areas, paint around, add glitter, slap on some rhinestones – gloss/matte top coats, Voila. I made this super short, because you can really just have a go with this one – pretends it’s College. Add more glitter. Add more stones… Add more texture… Add, Experiment *Sly Wink*
Between the dusty pink and the nude peek-a-through, these are one of my favourite nudes – even though I think they would of looked MUCH better on longer talons. Sigh – soon, they will be back to their long lustrous length soon!
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with carble-hym-drapes… when do you mostly indulge… is it alone, in your room … after everyone else is gone? It’s natural, it’s unnatural to share potato products, I don’t care what the Grocery Store Propagandists say!