I like to be Nude, Clearly.

Nude and Naked are VERY different. These are nude talons… if they were naked… they wouldn’t have anything on them. Or they would be all blurred. Lol.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

I’m getting a hold on this whole … wearablesituation – almost like a monkey that’s been trained to ride a bicycle. Fierce, functional, fabulous but not sure I want to be here! Nude is becoming my Jam and I mean like Jam ToastI am really enjoying myself. It is quite bready and isn’t a every-meal-time-meal. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Speaking of guilty-starchy-pleasures… that I should limited my intake of – I used to have a “Potato Mash Fetish,” legit. As a teenager, when other raptors were given “Pizza Money“… I would make a Big-Ol-Bowl-A-Potato-Mash. What happened to additional funds, you ask? I it sunk into procuring a sweet pair of limited edition Pewter Dr. Marten 10 holes – just as they dropped. #TrendSetter #OMG #WhatAreThose #YesIAmThatOld

Fabulous Von Raptor - Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

And nearly 15 years on – I still have the F#$%ers, and NO before you ask… I have not worn them in. They have; however, ripped up enough of my heel skin to fully furnish, upholster, floor, wallpaper and roof a 3 bedroom house in the suburbs. If I was to wear them into the office tomorrow… I would loose 10 kilograms by the end of the day… in skin, blood and tears. Fashion, as I said before… is pain. Wet, gory, masochistic pain. I should also mention, during this time – I was begining to corset train… I sneezed, and thought I broke a rib – so that concept was promptly retired, along with my brainwave of having a bunji-jumping-phone-charging cable…I had a bunk bed, a cranky bunkmate and then too many black eyes for the idea to really seem worth while… but as a Goth, you never could tell.

Fabulous-Von-Raptor-Semi-Dragalicious-Clearly-Nude-Glitter-3

Fabulous Von Raptor – Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Get the Look – figure out your negative line work areas, paint around, add glitter, slap on some rhinestones – gloss/matte top coats, Voila. I made this super short, because you can really just have a go with this one – pretends it’s College. Add more glitter. Add more stones… Add more texture… AddExperiment *Sly Wink*

Fabulous Von Raptor - Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Fabulous Von Raptor – Semi Dragalicious Clearly Nude Glitter

Between the dusty pink and the nude peek-a-through, these are one of my favourite nudes – even though I think they would of looked MUCH better on longer talons. Sigh – soon, they will be back to their long lustrous length soon! 

Potatoes - Gods Food, NO REGERTS!

Potatoes are officially Ambrosia, The Food of the Gods! NO REGERTS! ONLY CARBS! DELICIOUS EMPTY CARBS!!!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with carble-hym-drapes… when do you mostly indulge… is it alone, in your room … after everyone else is gone? It’s natural, it’s unnatural to share potato products, I don’t care what the Grocery Store Propagandists say!

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