…for when gardening needs to be a little more, Fabulous.
As many of you already know – I am – Strayan. Which means, Darlings… Aussie Spring Time and
BLOODY GARDENING all the trappings!
Inspired by this seasons new crop of
weeds smothering my flowers and I do … adore Roses. They remind me of my late Raptor-Nan and all our shenanigans over the years. R.N. used to meticulously groom her luxurious blooms; Orange, Red, Pink and White and even planted some Blue Moon Roses (silvery smokey blue Motherf@#$ers).
Sadly, they never did bloom for a second season… having not meet our strict standards and were… dispatched like screaming teens in a 90’s slasher flick. WE KILLED THEM!!! Chopped them up and than fed them to the other survivors! #GardeningPlotTwist #ThusLifeNan
Raptor Spawnling like Nan-Raptor, strict… but consistent. Remember, Nature can be a Fickle Wench – don’t underestimate her! She’ll take you out in a second!
Get the look – red glitter Index and Middle. Pinky and Thumb matte red base with glossy black rose detailing. Ring is black matte, with white glossy roses. Keep redoing until you’re happy with the rose shaping… keep rejigging those ka-jiggers!
Love this look – it’s the right mix of full saturation colour, glitter and matte. Fairly wearable, would look fabulous with various outfits and such. Amaze. Heaps of comments on these little piggies!
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with gardening, roses and glitter… How many poor little lovely blooms have you SLAUGHTERED, you MONSTER!