Once You Go Matte Black…

…you never go back. If anything, your affliction will get worse. No amount of therapy can shake this one. Official equation is: (Matte x Chevron) x Bronze Glitter = UNTREATABLE ‘MAZEBALLNESS.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

*Warning Wearable Post* Well it’s actually Black, Matte, Glitter, Pattern and Precious Metal Hue – but I did nearly fail mathematics when I was a senior. I was also the most vocal about “when in the name of Hell will I ever use this non-sense?!” Poor naive youngling, fast-forward 5 years and I use equations on a daily basis in my line of work, Legit.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

Despite being slightly bitter about my current position in my life vs. my mathmatic skills, fancy talons do help. I like to refer to them when frankly, I don’t give a Van-Damme or when I want to give that impression… it drives people cray-cray. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

Also, if you’re known for having the attention spam span of a juvenile hummingbird – it’s all good. I’m not being rude… it’s just how I am. You know, B!tch, glitter and all that. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

Get this look, shimmer gunmetal grey for your thumb and pinky talons. Matte black for index and pointer finger, finish with a raised glossy chevron patterns – I had an upwards and a downward chevron with a continued line across both talons. Feature talon is a thick bronze glitter, topped with a fine holo-topcoat. Scho-Mush Shimmmeerrr!!!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor - Once You Go Matte Black

Fabulous Von Raptor – Once You Go Matte Black

These talons are as fun as finishing your mathematics homework, and if you’re one of the minorities that ENJOYS mathematics… it’s like you’ve just been given a crispy new text book and a juicy set of highlighters. Cute sick youngling, destroy!

Oh God, I CANNOT EVEN... EVEN GET ENOUGH. NO - this is mine!

Oh God! I CANNOT EVEN… EVEN GET ENOUGH. “NO Steven! This is mine! Get your own you F#$%”

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with matte vs. glitter equations – did you figure out the proper algorithm? When in doubt, refer to the answer (here) and work your way backwards!

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