For when the Full
Monty Mermaid is just overkill… for the slightly more demure Merps (AKA Derpy Mermaids). You is Glorious, Darling.
Pink glittery goodness, unlike my previous mermaid look – this one is on the scaly side… Girl. Cleanse, exfoliate, tone, moisturise … rinse. Repeat. Not. That. Hard. And your exfoliating yourself, not scratching scale of the underside of a fishing trawler. B!sh!
On the subject of scaliness, I’m slightly terrified as this Raptor is travelling overseas… to another hemisphere… where I will need to of maintained the rest of my person… that isn’t visible during Winter. So to confirm, my main games are Nail Game #1, Brow Game #2, Skin Regime (Dictatorship) #3 and everything else kind of falls into a “case by case” maintenance system. Oh, my legs are getting a bit Chewbacca/Gibbon/Arachnid… maybe I should do something… meh, who has the time?
I am, however, being very punctual in my uploads. I want a gold sticker dangit! I never did achieved my Pen License in school, was knocked back so many times – constantly relegated to B4 lead pencils. I’m a fraud! But – I did manage to get a Bachelor of Design, who needs to write good with ink? Especially when I can drawn ‘bits‘ like no-ones business… seriously. Random peoples business… every Wednesday for 4 f@#$ing years. Life models… I salute you… takes ‘bits’ to do what y’all do!
Moving on – get this look. Find a
Merp Mermaid Befriend/Seduce/Murder & Consumer/or Invest in shares in glitter. Seriously, glitters never going to loose its market value/appeal. Unless its sh!t glitter, and then you is a Chump. Thumb and pinky are pastel talons, top with gold starfish, pearls, rhinestones and silver/gold caviar.
Index and middle are bright-as-hell neon pink, topped with clear AB rhombus (you can use hexagonal/round) glitter – in a scale pattern. Ring finger is teal shimmer base, with a navy shimmer topping – blot off the product from the middle of the nail – until its like a circle pattern ombre. Done!
Either one of the Mermaid look you rock, you will get a lot of attention. Please again, don’t drown people. I’m sure not all sailors are monsters, or that all humans near water are sailors… maybe they’re life models… the give away is the visible ‘bits‘… just saying. I would 100% prefer my childhood pen license, then the extensive collection of Chewbacca/Gibbon/Arachnid ‘bits’ burnt into my adult retinas after hours of life drawing!
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with pen licences and random peoples ‘bits‘ – were you as affected as I
was am? How many times has your shrink tried to steer the session elsewhere? Many times?! Yeah… No idea why I pay that dude. Not. Helping.