For when its too warm for an actual Burberry and you have the budget for Open Heart surgery… and can’t spring for both. Priorities, Darlings.
I am, as many of you have already realised … am not a Brand-Whore per-say… but am definitely a Brand-John. I will pay out my a$$ for some hot designer action.
It’s a unkickable sickness; I had to stop buying fashion magazines… as the practice of combing the pages then became a per Season hit-list… to add to my ridiculous collection… imagine a serial killer between victims… sitting in a poorly illuminated study, dripping in make-up with a silk robe… gleefully muttering to my Pedigree dog (a Shiba Inu – Toki Wartooth) “Oh, isn’t this precious… I must have it.” Legit. Creepy.
That and the lack of sun exposure would make colour matching my make-up an absolute toe-stubbing nightmare… being a Poly-blend (AKA Polynesia mixed race) I change colour easier than a Chameleon during a rave. Not so Fabulous – hard to manage. A Burberry Coat has always been a staple Must-Have, I could – however – never decide between a style/colour and then that boat sailed… and promptly sank… no more disposable income.
Get the look – tan/taupe base, thick white intersecting line work (in a vertical vs. horizontal cross), thin red intersection, then a black and *BAM* topcoat. Finish the look with a deep hue for feature talon – either gloss or matte.
Blurberry what can I say – It’s not infringing anything… as it is on the Blurry side! Very Dapper. Very Prim. Very Proper. Very Very. You can even play croquet or badminton, you get it … be fancy. You is Fancy. You is a Brand-[Insert role] be proud, Basic B!tches are only jelly of you.
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with lustful designer thoughts – did you succumb? What was your tipping point? New season or Vintage… you MUST tell me! “IT Bags” are … not really applicable (they’re a necessity), but I will accept them.