Seasonal Blurberry Nail Coat…

For when its too warm for an actual Burberry and you have the budget for Open Heart surgery… and can’t spring for both. Priorities, Darlings.

Fabulous Von Raptor - BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Fabulous Von Raptor – BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

I am, as many of you have already realised … am not a Brand-Whore per-say… but am definitely a Brand-John. I will pay out my a$$ for some hot designer action.

Fabulous Von Raptor - BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Fabulous Von Raptor – BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

It’s a unkickable sickness; I had to stop buying fashion magazines… as the practice of combing the pages then became a per Season hit-list… to add to my ridiculous collection… imagine a serial killer between victims… sitting in a poorly illuminated study, dripping in make-up with a silk robe… gleefully muttering to my Pedigree dog (a Shiba Inu – Toki Wartooth) Oh, isn’t this precious… I must have it.Legit. Creepy.

Fabulous Von Raptor - BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Fabulous Von Raptor – BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

That and the lack of sun exposure would make colour matching my make-up an absolute toe-stubbing nightmare… being a Poly-blend (AKA Polynesia mixed race) I change colour easier than a Chameleon during a rave. Not so Fabulous – hard to manage. A Burberry Coat has always been a staple Must-Have, I could – however – never decide between a style/colour and then that boat sailed… and promptly sank… no more disposable income.

Fabulous Von Raptor - BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Fabulous Von Raptor – BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Get the look – tan/taupe base, thick white intersecting line work (in a vertical vs. horizontal cross), thin red intersection, then a black and *BAM* topcoat. Finish the look with a deep hue for feature talon – either gloss or matte.

Fabulous Von Raptor - BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Fabulous Von Raptor – BlurBerry (AKA Burberry)

Blurberry what can I say – It’s not infringing anything… as it is on the Blurry side! Very Dapper. Very Prim. Very Proper. Very Very. You can even play croquet or badminton, you get it … be fancy. You is Fancy. You is a Brand-[Insert role] be proud, Basic B!tches are only jelly of you.

"On point, Old Boy. Now why don't we pop down the Gastro for a little Bubble and Squeak" - Note, none of that was Pimp/Ho-speak... Darlings... Really.

“On point, Old Boy. Now why don’t we pop down the Pub for some Bubble and Squeak” *Note* – none of that was sexually suggestive innuendo or Pimp-speak. Darlings, Really.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with lustful designer thoughts – did you succumb? What was your tipping point? New season or Vintage… you MUST tell me! “IT Bags” are … not really applicable (they’re a necessity), but I will accept them.

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