For when you’re feeling too Mature… for super OTT
*Warning* Obligatory wearable post – it’s been too long and I have been a TTOTT (Tad Too Over The Top).
I normally no bueno Dark-Teal tones, it’s just not a hue that I find is really bouncy and fun. Yes. But, what makes any un-fun hues you say? Glitter.
Growing up, I had an extensive list of injuries – one of the most frequent and more likely to be untreated was SPLINTERS! Wood, check. Metal, Check. Metal variety were always a lot more painful because they weren’t as visible until they got … worse.
Be alert. Be alarmed… metal splinters… will get you…
Moving on from my fear-mongering campaign – Bronze Glitter is mah-jam. I would have it on toast everyday, if it wouldn’t kill me… dietary benefits of plastics are questionable… at best.
Get this look – pick a Nanna-eque hue. Dip, dab, drag on some bronze tone glitter – Start from tip to cuticle. Feature nail – again a Nanna hue, slightly lighter and finish with some cats-eye shaped studs/rhinestones. Voila.
All the ladies at Bingo loves my nails… once I took of my driving gloves. Although the Bronze frightened Beryl, she’s been scared of metal since Black Sabbath started putting out music. Ba-bom-tss! (see below .gif for associated hand movement)
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with splinters – any juicy metal ones, no rusting goodness? You didn’t cut your self of edginess *hairflick*