Bronze Aged Crisis

For when you’re feeling too Mature… for super OTT

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

*Warning* Obligatory wearable post – it’s been too long and I have been a TTOTT (Tad Too Over The Top).

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

I normally no bueno Dark-Teal tones, it’s just not a hue that I find is really bouncy and fun. Yes. But, what makes any un-fun hues you say? Glitter.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

Growing up, I had an extensive list of injuries – one of the most frequent and more likely to be untreated was SPLINTERS! Wood, check. Metal, Check. Metal variety were always a lot more painful because they weren’t as visible until they got … worse.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

Be alert. Be alarmed… metal splinters… will get you…

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

Moving on from my fear-mongering campaign – Bronze Glitter is mah-jam. I would have it on toast everyday, if it wouldn’t kill me… dietary benefits of plastics are questionable… at best.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

Get this look – pick a Nanna-eque hue. Dip, dab, drag on some bronze tone glitter – Start from tip to cuticle. Feature nail – again a Nanna hue, slightly lighter and finish with some cats-eye shaped studs/rhinestones. Voila.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor - Bronze Age with Patina

Fabulous Von Raptor – Bronze Age with Patinas

All the ladies at Bingo loves my nails… once I took of my driving gloves. Although the Bronze frightened Beryl, she’s been scared of metal since Black Sabbath started putting out music. Ba-bom-tss! (see below .gif for associated hand movement)

Good thing with Bronze is that it's so METAL!

Good thing about Bronze is that it’s so METAL!

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with splinters – any juicy metal ones, no rusting goodness? You didn’t cut your self of edginess *hairflick*

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8 thoughts on “Bronze Aged Crisis

  1. Girl your posts always have me cracking up. “Plastics are questionable at best.”

    I once stepped on a piece of glass and my mom, bless her heart, tried her best to get it out. But of course she only pushed it in further. I had to go to the hospital emergency room. They had to numb it, cut it, remove soft tissue, yank it, see it and send me on my way in crutches. That piece of glass was over a half an inch long, I still have a scar on the bottom of my foot, and we all know it’s hard to get scares there. That’s my best, and my worst splinter ever.

    • San Chu! I worry no one reads them and just looks at my nails… like a weird fetish club… no speak. Just Hands. OMG no way, your Mom must of felt terrible. You can totes still guilt her, when she brings up how long she was in labour, drop it on her about how she maimed you. Splinters Soouk! *shudder* glass ones *shudder harder*

      • Maybe I’m a little backwards. When there’s hardly any text with the pics I don’t read it but when there’s a lot of text I’m imagining the author has something to say. And every once in a while I get lucky when it’s worth reading. So true with my mom though gotta try it!

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