Minions Manicure

…for those dudes with the highest standards, for the lowliest of people *cough* Gru *Cough*

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Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

I do love me some dudes serious inferiority complexes… so many complexes, that the property value is tanking! I mean, Tanking harder than a Heroic Dungeon in World of Warcraft *nerd breathing* Srs bsns. DPS. 

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

I am not impervious to idolising an unrealistic Hero figure myself; mine happened to be a prominent Aussie Sports star. I met this guy as very small Raptor and my little mind BLEWshattered really… into a million pieces of disappointment.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

Don’t meet your idols, Darlings. It will ruin every concept you hold dear. Remember these people are just like you, they put their pants on the same as you… wiggling because they gained a ton of weight between seasons and lost the Grand Finals… still somewhat bitter *Insert Name,* and yes. Even now their name doesn’t rate a mention – they will get no more power from me, you B@stard. That and they were a jackass.

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure (Bob)

I do however, adore these little buggars – and I would be happy to have them as my Minions when I enact my plan for World Domination. One post at a time. Muahahhaah

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure (Kevin)

Get this look – I would do a step-by-step but there’s about 12 layers of colours on some of these talons. So, experiment with colour and techniques to make you own Minions! Want me to make your bed as well, Gosh!

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure (Evil Minion)

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure (Stuart)

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor - Minion Movie Manicure

Fabulous Von Raptor – Minion Movie Manicure

I think these really are Darling and really fun, I had a lot of kids/fully grown kids AKA adults comment on them – mostly “How long did they take?” A long time, Mate. A looonnnggg ttiiimmmeee… would almost recommend roping someone into to doing it for you, like a Minion?

Gift for my Henchmen, DISAPPOINTMENT

So a gift for all of my Super-Needy-Henchmen, DISAPPOINTMENT. Drink deeply my pretties, LIFE IS PAIN.

Fabulous, x

So what you think, Darling?

Share your experiences with underlings, overlords and general life tearing-a-sunder encounters. Any revelations? Did you bite them? Slash their tires? Snatch a weave? Lol, dish B!tch!

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