Full disclosure: I have worms… GLOW WORMS. You may need to get checked.
Symptoms include; light sensitivity, disrupted sleep, Fabulousness… the list goes on, but I was distracted by all the colours. There’s a lot going on – if a wedding cake made of glitter was thrown through a rhinestoned fan into a pool of neon colour… in the same category.
Glow in the dark, dual colour ombre, neon rainbow pixel and glossy black goodness. Unlike my other glow looks; this one features varying glowing hues – a green to CRAZY glowing green and white to glowing blue. Again, between my hyperactivity and the pure colours these talons pump out in the dark… my sleep has been drastically affected!
These would be a great look if you were a miner or a minor, or an underaged miner – remember kids, pack a healthy lunch and dinner. You’re not going to be going home any-time soon, especially after that shoddy patch-up job from yesterday.
I remember one of my first jobs – it was face painting at an Armed Forces graduation ceremony. Basically all the cadets with spawnlings bought there kids along, then my fellow raptors and myself kept them entertained…. while there parents got loaded. Not with ammunition with alcohol… slightly not as bad. Seriously, dude.
If they weren’t trained to kill (having officially just graduated as officers) and completely hammered, I might have raised my grievances directly. But due to situation, I decided to cover over all the children’s faces with super bright and detailed face-paint murals. After it became apparent, the parents weren’t coming back… we then gave the kids FULL SLEEVES, using facepaint crayons. By the time Sargent Smirnoff and Captain Morgan came to collect their respective bundles of joy, they looked like an entirely different species.
#SorryNotSorry I created a truly extensive menagerie – Tigers, Snow Leopards, Raptors, Fairies, Pwincesses – and then they all became Bikers. With a crazy amount of skulls, snakes and nautical stars… looked like a elementary school bus crashed into a tattoo parlour. Job done.
Get this look – apply an ombre effect to the index, middle and pinky talons with your 2 (two) glow-worm glow tones – I used blue and a kryptonite green. Apply opaque glossy black to your thumb and ring talons, top with neon pixel studs in a rainbow formation – done and dusted.
Now you can take these Little Piggies to a club, discotheque OR an Armed Forces graduation – sigh. Don’t do it. It’s not worth it.
Although, bonus points – these talons are so bright, you could direct planes in for landing. That Wiggle (see below).
Again; bright neons and glow in the darks are always RIDICULOUSLY fun. Both to apply and take around town, they draw more focus than a neon Stag, dancing the can-can during hunting season. Fabulous, … but a tad cray-cray.
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with glow in the dark, payment in booze and unruly children transformed into Thugs. #ThugLifeKids