Geo-Triangulation, not a bad way to go...
Celebrating the forthcoming Season 3 of Orange is the New Black and I am all about the orange recently. All the colour, all the time – a slightly merrier shade; although I would be super visible as a fugitive. Give the sharp shooters in the tower a fierce target and it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s called me “easy“… Not very practical and what would I accessories my outfits with and I wouldn’t want a shot for having complimentary Draq-esque make-up, lol.
**Disclaimer Lame Dad joke incoming** Where do naughty triangles go? Triangular Prism – ba-boom-tsss!
I must confess to being somewhat over squares after Tetris awesomeness. I am still vibing on geometry… just in a different capacity. Like I’m seeing someone else, as in another dimension – and no, it’s not you
Pipes Geo, it me. Symbolism onion time – I do ship Triangles and their associated LGBT symbolism. To confirm: I would make a horrid Prison-Wife, an almost guaranteed worse Prison-Ex-Wife – I’d take half your sh!t and then all your commissary.
Queue General Civilian Problem: I foolishly had these on for a weekend shopping trip, where I also undertook a cooking course *sigh* I know 20/20 hindsight, but what type of sadistic institute doesn’t use
rubbers latex gloves?! The instructor found it very entertaining watching me kneading doe using one hand (them skills and am I right?) – I outright refused to get both hands mucked up! All the while explaining that: yes, these *doey talon wiggle* are real. Maybe I should get a breast augmentation to take the focus off my talons… I can’t tummy sleep then. So comfy.
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on me, as these talons are real, really long and really impractical for a cooking course – I took it like a champ and then proceeded to spend 10 minutes after class to clean thoroughly and moisturise my hands – look after your skin Darlings, you’ll be in it a while. Unless you’re de-gloved; then you’ll be in it, then out of it, than awkwardly poked back in and stitched together. Think about it like a really wet patchwork blanket. I would use all my commissary on beauty products – I’d have the complexion of an infant on my release!
Start with your colours of choice – I wanted over-the-top pink and coral neons, on the more pastel side of the spectrum. I’ve gotten some feedback that the coral is very Miami and the pink is Stripper-Barbie hue – which is odd; because I can recall Veterinarian, Doctor, Astronaut, Home-maker Barbie, but can’t remember Stripper Barbie. Must of been during College-Barbie years, when she put herself through school. Admirable – she didn’t get involved in crime.
I’ve used 2 and 3 dimensional features throughout this look – both exaggerating the triangular form in all its splendour – with the help of hand painted graphics and gold studs! Pinky is three integrated triangles, linking 2/3 across. Fore and Index are tribal inspired geometric prints. Thumb is a square based triangular prism – a pyramid to be precise. Feature is 4 golden studs, pointing away from the cuticle.
This look is extraordinarily appropriate for any correctional facility, sentencing, party, rave, discotheque/nightclub etc.. Glows so hard under a blue light, I was accosted by 3 different gentlemen fireflies – OK, that’s a lie. I went after them. Get me some glow-worm action, lol – I was on furlough. But legit, these are fun, colours alone are amaze and the graphics featured give the over-the-top-ness a whole new level and then covered in razor wire.
So what you think, Darling?
Share your experiences with prisms. Did the man get you down? How’d you survive? I really had to find the Pythagoras Theorem of life and contemplate on some really hard angles to figure out life – you know what I mean? Right angles and all that … maths.